Verd's Top Monthly Videos

Top Videos for March 2010

2010-04-08T09:46:00.000-07:00

Metallica-Enter Sandman (Smooth Jazz Version)

quite good.

Fernando's 2nd video!

Like you fucking care.

Eduard Hill- Vocalize

I want this record! Thank you, Scott and Greg.

Earliest Surviving Film and Sound Recording 1888.

Holy fucking old!

British Girls Getting Waxed

Don't Worry, SFW.

Fatty Tries Thievery...But too fat.

Must....get...candy!........fuck!

Top Videos for February 2010

2010-04-08T08:24:00.000-07:00

The Revenge of the Gang Bang Zombies

Gong Bong!

A Demonstration of VHS Generation Loss

Pretty cool stuff.

Fwancis Rants About World of Warcraft

Note in the background the bikini Princess Leia poster bordered with Magic: The Gathering cards.

Finches on Electric Guitar

This is art.

Hunter S. Thompson Leaves a Message

And a very hostile one at that. Johnny Depp really did capture his speech patterns good.

Cosby Ducks

I don't know.

Cosby Ducks 2

I still don't know.

Juggalo News

Not actually real, this is a parody. Sometimes Fox News sounds like this to me. This one goes out to Greg.

Fernando

When he's 85, his act will look and sound exactly the same.

Re: Juggalo News

A parody response.

Top Videos for January 2010

2010-04-08T07:36:00.000-07:00

Guy on Acid, Locked in a Closet and Tape Recorded

Not my chair not my problem that's what I say.

The Trumpeter and the Ass

Not a good jazz combo.

Space Shuttle Destroyed

Highly realistic CGI.

Fight in Newsroom

Fighting to deliver the truth.

Scottish Tourette's Sufferers

Quite possibly the best thing ever. Of course, NSFW due to (duh) language.

The Black Satans-The Satanic Darkness

...on a beach no less. Yes, this is a parody.

Flight 1549 3D Reconstruction

This is pretty cool.

Top Videos for December 2009

2010-01-24T19:41:00.000-08:00

I AIN'T WORKING ON NO WEEKEND!!!

I GOT DVDS IN HERE!!! GLOMPH!!

The Most Useless Machine Ever

for certain.

Worst Xmas Present Ever

This month's entry of another loser.

Prisencolinensinainciusol

What English sounds like to a foreigner.

Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda and The Masta Blasta

Another crazy rambling bum.

Top Video for November 2009

2010-01-24T18:55:00.000-08:00

Drunkest Guy Blaster Battle

All in due time something like this would show up.

Nightmare Rental Property

Oh this ain't so bad, all you need is a broom andHOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

Achtung! The Swedish Rhapsody Numbers Station

The undercover spies are watching you.

Top Videos for October 2009

2010-01-24T18:22:00.000-08:00

The Drunkest Man Ever

Have you ever been this drunk? I don't think so.

The Hungry hungry Baby

3D Movie Maker weirdness.

Fastest Cat Attack Ever!

Indeed.

How to Open a Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew

Only the French know how!

Shane from Georgia Discusses Child Molestation

Here's your Halloween creep out video.

Top Videos for September 2009

2009-10-19T17:25:00.000-07:00

The Sickest Rapper Alive

I continue to bring you the worst of the worst!

TOBACCO - Hawker Boat

I love weird shit like this.

BodySnake

Fat people now have no excuse to not clean themselves.

50 Cent Yakety Sax In Da Club

I love how this shit fits perfectly.

Tunak Tunak Tun (Best Copy)

Courtesy of Dave.

Shuck 'n Jive

Quite possibly the most racist thing I've seen in quite some time.

Under Cover Penis Lover!

Quite possibly the most gayest thing I've seen in quite some time.

Top Videos for August 2009

2009-10-19T16:57:00.000-07:00

One Wheel Car

The awesome shit that one would see at Burning Man!

G∀LMET

Japanese Girls Death Metal! They will fucking melt your face off!

Very wrong answer on a quiz show

Racist girl is racist.

woman drags child on leash through Verizon store

uhhh, yeah. This is appropriate.

Fat cat can't scratch its own ear

Too much peanut butter.

WTF Pakistan

Why wasn't The Doors "Break on Through (to the Other Side) not used for this?

dragracing schoolbus

No more need be said.

Pink Floyd on accordion

He also does some Sabbath!

Top Videos for July 2009

2009-10-19T16:22:00.000-07:00

Rain Hands

This group is using their hands to simulate rain and thunder sounds.

Japanese Octopus head...girl...thing?

Yeah, I don't know.

My Dog Stares at the Wall

A thirty minute video of a dog staring at a wall. I wonder if it's name is Black Coffee?

Scratching using a broken CD-Rom drive and an optical mouse

Way more interesting than the last video.

Classic 80s hits as ragtime

Wow! Just,..wow!

Uglyman - Whip Game Proper

The really really really fat guy kinda diverts your attention from the song.

Sesame Street "Slayer Sing-Along"

It makes sense that Oscar, rather than the Cookie Monster, is doing lead vocals.

Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

Scott sent me this one. I really don't know what to think. Description within, but I don't think that would help much. Somewhat gay.

Top Videos For June 2009

2009-07-09T07:29:00.000-07:00

Plasma Radio

cool shit!

Guy Starts a Dance Party

If you feel like dancing, go ahead! You never know what will happen.

R. Stevie Moore--Records

Outsider musician R. Stevie Moore sings about my favorite thing.

Death Metal Parrot

Courtesy of Scott.

Mark Gormley--Without You

Courtesy of Greg.

Well Behaved Tyre

What are the chances? Courtesy of Scott again.

Steel Panther--Death to All, But Metal UNCENSORED

Death to all Buttmetal!

Top Videos For May 2009

2009-07-09T07:01:00.000-07:00

Knight Rider in Spanish

TV would be so much more interesting if it was this campy.

Russian School Black Metal Band

Can you pass this course?

Headbanging While Making a Fire

I really don't know.

Grandparents Headbanging to Heavy Metal

This is us in 35 years.

Stan VS. Ambien

Ambien wins.

Man Drives Through Wichita City Hall

Holy Fuck! It's like Grand Theft Auto!

Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage

Obviously a skit, but it had me fooled for a moment.

Top Videos for April 2009

2009-05-01T10:19:00.000-07:00

Breaking News!

The economy is going down the shitter! WWJD?

Jesus Blows Up The Earth

He might as well.

What does the Baby Preacher have to say about all this?

He says that he wishes he was Back Into Mommy Yeah, this is fucked up.

Dutch TV Commercial

NSFW due to naughty language.

You Know What This Guy Needs?

another beer...

3

And you're gonna want a stiff drink too after watching this. Be sure to thank Mike for the webcam. Thanks Mike! Probably NSFW.

Top Videos for March 2009

2009-05-01T09:38:00.000-07:00

Cock Shot

It's gonna change the way you punch dicks!

Baseball is Gay. The End.

Wanna know why the Tigers were in last place last year? This is why.

City Council Fart

And who says nothing gets passed through city council?

Ultimate Embarassment

Totally deserving.

I Hate Milk!

Totally Disturbing. Very NSFW...or anything else, really.

More Drunk Orson Welles Outtakes

This one is way better than the original.

Top Videos for February 2009

2009-05-01T08:48:00.000-07:00

A 7 Year Old Tripping Balls

Is this real life?

FAT Hits

A stoner takes fat hits from various bongs. I'm getting high just watching this dude. Jesus!

WreckRoll

Now that you're high from that watching that dude smoking FAT hits, watch this.

The News as Seen Through the Eyes of a PCP Addict

Who's gotta penny?

clever2.wma

Let's keep going with the trippy shit, shall we?

Fattest Rapper Alive

NSFW due to naughty language and frontal butt.

Data Security--Shredder

This looks like fun.

KIKKOMAN

And old favorite that never made the blog. Thanx to Scott for reminding me of this one.

The Most Annoying Toy EVER!

WHAT IN THE FUCK!?!?!?!!

Top Videos for January 2009

2009-02-10T06:30:00.000-08:00

Grindcore Dance Party!!

The vocals are absurd!

Train Vs. Snow

The train wins.

Worst Cartoons Ever

"Ever see a Texas Jack-Off with a bucket of water and not spill a drop?" ...what?

Japanese Louis Armstrong Impersonator

...the fuck?

Alvin and the Chipmunks Find Some Pot!

In appropriate slow motion!

4 Chords

A bunch of songs that use the same chord progression as Journey's "Don't Stop Believing."

Too Many Sprouts!

Slightly NSFW. Nice donkey laugh. There's something very Mardi Gras about this, probably that it is something that only one could see at Mardi Gras.

Billy Mays-Mighty Putty

"Go ahead, put 350lbs of shit on it." Infomericals would be a lot more entertaining if they were narrated like this.

Petey Greene-How to Eat a Watermelon

Thanks to John for this one. Apparently back in the 80's, black people forgot how to properly eat a watermelon. Petey Greene sets them straight.

Driving Fail

Thanks to Scott for this one.

Top Videos For December 2008

2009-01-05T09:11:00.000-08:00

Bomb Exploded under Lake

No, your camera will be fine!

Ronald McTouHou Project

And now, your fucked up video for the month. WTF!?!

Tom and Jerry- Blue Cat Blues

Can't complete for a high maintenance bitch because your poor, kids? Kill yourself!

I Can Break These Cuffs

You can't break those cuffs.

UUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Chicken Head Tracking

Thanks to Scott.

Cat Tries to Go Through Box

I don't know why, though.

Russian Basso Profundo: The Lowest Voices

How low can they go? Thanks to Greg.

Rainbow with Disturbing Sexual Undertones

How the fuck did this get on TV?

Billy's Balloon

Thanks to Greg. A great way to end the year.

Top Videos for November 2008

2009-01-05T08:09:00.000-08:00

627 Pound Woman Loses All Hope of Getting Into a Car

Thinking of losing some weight for the new year? Here's something to inspire you.

Girls Eagerly Await the Results of American Idol Finale

This is why I hate this show. DRAMA!!!!!!!!!

This Man is Hilariously Stoned and Drunk

Be sure to watch all three parts!

Animaniacs Intro (abridged)

Very quick.

Toothless Poodle

Holy shit! This dog sounds like an improved jazz saxophone solo.

Toothless Poodle with Different Audio

This sounds much funnier.

Bert and Ernie Play Noise

Thanks to Greg for this.

CCTV of Cruise Line Hitting Extremely Rough Water

Right around the 3:30 mark is when things get really bad! WOW!!!

Webcam Dance Terrible Ending

I'd watch stupid dance music videos like this if it all ended this way.

Top Videos for October 2008

2008-11-11T09:18:00.000-08:00

Safe For Work Porn Video

Quite Possibly one of the best videos for this year!Courtesy of Bill.

The Insects' Christmas 1913

Stop motion brilliance.

C is for Cannibal Corpse

Cookie Monster stars in a Cannibal Corpse video, kinda sorta.

Alvin Holmes on Beer

It drank pretty good.

Baby Laugh-A-Lot Commercial

GAHHHHH!! Kill it with fire!!!

Matt Stairs Gets His Ass Hammered

There's no better feeling than to have that done. Hooray gay baseball!

Top Videos for September 2008

2008-11-11T08:40:00.000-08:00

T-Baby--It's So Cold in the D

I only post this for two reasons. One, this local rap video is fucking horrible and two, in the beginning shot, you see a quick shot of the sign for Universal Coney Island. That is the place where when I got mugged at work in 11/06, the muggers went there and used my credit card for a free $31 meal. Thankfully, that's the most they managed to get credit card wise. Also note that this a video response to "Let Me Smell Yo Dick".

Broadcaster Farts Loudly on Live TV

Farts are teh funny!

Pussycat versus Printer

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean? PC is for Pussy Cat.

Guy in a Bear Suit during Hurricane Ike

Best thing evar! Gus seemed a bit bummed out that the reporter asks him to pan back to the pier.

Guy in a Chicken Suit During Hurricane Ike

Not as good as the bear.

Magma- Otis, French TV, 1984

Craziest vocals evar! It just gets weirder and weirder as it goes!

Quincy-Punk Episode

I barely remember this show. Those damn dirty punk rockers!

It's Gonna Be Hot (drug remix)

Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot.....Charlotte?

Then I don't need a jacket?

...........AH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

Thanks Arthur!

Top Videos for August 2008

2008-11-11T08:09:00.000-08:00

Moving right along...

1970 Salem Cigarettes Commercial

Happy fun smoke times!

Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs

Early 1940's racist cartoon. Mind boggling that at a time, this was no big deal.

Slow Motion Lightening Strike

Wow!

Psychedelic African Marionettes,yow!

Trippy!

Best Fight Scene of All Time

YAHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! YAHHHHH!!!! YAHH! AHH! YAHH! AAH! YAAH! MULLET!!!! YYYYAAAHHHHH!!!!

Vacuum Boy

A fat kid collects old vacuums.

Cable Access Figure Skating Championship 2001

I dunno.

Top Videos for July 2008

2008-11-11T07:34:00.000-08:00

So yeah, I got a lot of updating to do. So here we go....

The Current Average Homeboy

Yes, he's back. Of course, who wouldn't cash in on his YouTube fame?

Jac Mac and Rad Boy - Go!

I remember seeing this on Liquid Television. It was cool then and it's cool now.

Master of the Internet

A really good fake infomercial of the wonders of the internet circa 1994. Can any of computer geeks find the things wrong in the video?

Crazy Dancing Guy

You've seen this guy at every rock concert you've ever been to.

I Can Break These Cuffs! You Can't Break Those Cuffs!

In the form of a rap video. A good Job, I must say.

Psychedelic Cartoon by the Untied States Information Agency

Whether this is real or not, it's pretty fucking cool!

Intellivision Keyboard In-Store Demo Cassette 1979

I never owned an Intellivision, but maybe you did. Watching this makes life back then so much more simple, doesn't it?

Top Videos for June 2008

2008-07-25T23:27:00.000-07:00

Keytar Solo

In a way that only Borat could love!

I Wanna Love You Tender

Finnish 80's lame shit

Black Hula

If you didn't catch this on Liquid Television back int he early 90's, you suck.

Moi Renard

Some early 80's Ffrench video that has a eerie furry feel to it. Weird!

Lemon Tree Whore

The intro to a porno where the couple catches a whore trying to steal their lemons. I have later learned that the skank that "wishes she was a lemon" is now dead. Apparently murdered.

Juggalo Baby Funeral

My baby died so I want free merchandise!!!!

Top Videos for May 2008

2008-07-25T23:10:00.000-07:00

Annoying Brat Gets Served

I approve!

What's Your Problem?

I'm just trying to eat a fish!

Horned Grandma

Why don't you give ole grammy a kiss?

What Cigarette Do You Smoke Doctor?

Hopefully the most healthy ones, right?

Pizazz (Gonna Give It To Ya!)

It's been awhile since I posted something gay on here, so here ya go! Probably fake, but who cares, it's gay.

I Love You Cheetos

W. T. F.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top Videos for April 2008

2008-07-25T22:48:00.000-07:00

Orson Welles: Lush

Orson drinks wine while filming a wine commercial. Gets shitfaced while doing so. Hilarity ensues.

An Engineer's guide to Cats

This one goes out to all my engineer friends.

Rap Battle

Rap battles are retarded,.......really. Holy fuck is this bad!

Korean Drummer IS the Show!!!

The Korean Kieth Moon! This guy fucking wails!!!!

Taptak

The Ukranian version of Limp Biskit.

Jamaican Tour Guide

HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Top Videos for March 2008

2008-07-25T22:30:00.000-07:00

As I slowly update this stupid thing.....

OH GOD NO

Sexy furry action..........you have been warned.

Behind the Music of the worst band in Texas

No more need be said.

Paddy the Pelican: Two Wet Bears

Widely considered the worst cartoon ever made.

Death Metal Dog

This one is my favorite!

Nasty Disaster: Sluts of Metal

Never stopping to give you all the best in bad metal!

Voice Coder Machine

This shit is from the fucking 1940s!

Top Videos for February 2008

2008-06-10T06:54:00.000-07:00

Frozen Grand Central

200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central Station in New York. pretty cool.

Belly Dancer Accident

Funny shit.

Definitely Lip Syncing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Salame

I just don't know.

The Letter People--Meet Mr. X

creepy puppets.

Tesla Guitar

no, not the shitty 80's hair metal band. A guitar powered tesla coil!

That's it for this entry. Crankin' them out!

Top Videos for January 2008

2008-06-10T06:32:00.000-07:00

Since I have almost 6 months of videos to update, I'm not gonna throw all of them at once, for no one has time to watch that many videos.

Scary Rain

Value invert on the famous Chocolate Rain song. Really creepy!

Some Guy Dancing to The Nanny Theme Song

Wow! This is gay and silly...which is pretty much the same.

Some Very Large Women Dancing

It would be better if they were dancing to the Ypsilanti All Stars. The booty don't stop!

Anna Nicole Smith "Skyscraper" Extended Outtakes

Thank you, Greg for this abortion.

Power Electronics Blooper

This actually wasn't on purpose.

Jacksonville Chemical Plant Explosion

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

And that's it. Have fun!

Top Videos for 2007!!!

2008-02-20T01:08:00.000-08:00

Alright, so I'm big time late on this, who cares. No one votes on this shit so I'm just gonna post the winners for 2007 and then 2008, I'm just gonna post my favorite fucked up videos that I happen to come across for the month, so if you wanna vote, cool. If not, whatever. Anyway on with the winners!

January 2007: Sound Wave Experiment

February 2007: Samwell "What What? (In the Butt?)

March 2007: Death Metal Fresh Prince

April 2007: Great Moments in Product Naming

May 2007: Saudi Highway Skating

June 2007: Dramatic Chipmunk

July 2007: Absolutely no one voted for July, so I'm picking it myself! Linkin Park Parody

August 2007: Shut Up Little Muppet!

September 2007: Glowstick The Barbarian

October 2007: They love Horses

November 2007: Fake Max Headroom Hijacks Chicago PBS Signal

December 2007: Omazing Grace

So thar ya go! All 12 winners for this year. Since not too many of y'all want to partcipate, next year's entries will be just a simple blog update of all the worthy videos that I have found monthly. So if ya still want to vote for the best of 2007, cool. Other wis, I'm picking my own winner, bitches!

Top Videos For December 2007

2008-01-02T09:36:00.000-08:00

OK, moving right along....

The White Stripes "Let's Build a Home"

Yes, for the first time, I am including a live performance by a regular band. All y'all have heard of the White Stripes, but here is a vid of them playing live from their week long stint on Conan back in 2003. I remember reading about this, but never bothered to watch it and now I'm sad that I never did. This vid is a great example of what the White Stripes are all about. Rock and Roll is saved!

Indian Beatles

This one comes from Paula, and I would have to say that this one rivals Indian Thriller! If not, a close 2nd! Notice how the song kinda rips off "I Want To Hold Your Hand" somewhat and how the main dancing guy kinda looks like Bill Pullman. Also: strange epilectic dancing twisting thing going on here.

Omazing Grace

Yes, this guy is the worst singer EVAR!!!! Holy fucking shit is this guy omazingly bad! Can you watch the whole thing? Thank you, Greg, for this one!

Drunk New York Islanders Fan Lipsynchs on TV

Hockey + Beer + Queen = Infamy on YouTube. Wow, is this guy fucked up!

Touch Me

Some weird cover of the famous Doors tune and this is truly off the wall! This will be my weird video of the month.

Pick up the Phone

Actually I take that back, THIS is the weird video of the month. WTF?

Boxer Has Trouble With The Ropes

And somehow this idiot wins the fight!

Saturday Morning Commercial Break From 1984

Funny how I remember all the commercials. I apparently watched too much fucking TV as a kid. Funny how I don't watch much TV at all nowadays. Still a cool trip back to Memory Lane.

AIDS Gay Awareness

Some animated CGI French PSA. I'll go ahead and put a "Not Safe For Work" tag on this one due to the Cock Coaster. November didn't have anything gay. December does!! There is a hetero version as well, but I long to make all of you uncomfortable as well as make you watch gay shit. haha!

Fat Guy Ramps A Suzuki Sidekick

Since this is the last video entry for the year 2007, I'll call this one The Year Ender: A video where it is obviously the last video entry for the year, but one that signs the year off by going out with a bang.

A rare moment when drunken rednecks do drunken antics and succeed! I'll actually give this guy credit where credit is due: This is fucking awesome! A 5 point deduction for drinking Budweiser though. I mean, really, if I was to do this, thinking that the end result may end up with me possibly dying, I will want that last beer to fucking mean something. But hey, that's me.

So hurry up and vote so I can post all the monthly winners and then you can vote for the best video for 2007!

Top Videos for November 2007

2008-01-02T08:20:00.000-08:00

So yeah, I'm late again but who gives a shit, right? Well, I have to get 2 months of videos up plus the monthly winners of 2007. I've got a lot of work to do. But I do have the time, so I'll just start with November and get the other shit done soon thereafter. So here we go:

The Techno Parrot

No more need be said.

Miss Community College 1990

Holy shit the hair!!!

Twin Msucial Tesla Coils Playing Mario Bros.

Bill sent me this one. Pretty cool!

Hamster Fight

I love the metal that plays with this! Great shit!

Vocal Test Cats

Hey, cats can mosh too!

Fake Max Headroom Hijacks Chicago PBS Signal

This one has the explanation of this at the begginning of the video, so I'll just say that this Thanxgiving was the 20 year anniversary of this happening. It's still weird as all hell and I would've freaked out if I saw this live.

How To Escape From Farts

Only the Japanese can show you how!

Lightning Victim In The News

An unintentional glitch in the digital video gets this news anchor giggling. Fucking hilarious!

Adult Baby Birthday Party

A monthly entry just isn't the same unless I put something weird here.......so here ya go!

Halloween Prank Goes Horribly Wrong

Always think through these things first!

The Sitayana "Trial By Fire"

One of the coolest animated videos I've come across in a long time.

Japanese Guys Playing Soccer With Binoculars On

Snot sent this to me swearing it made him laugh to the point of tears.

Bat Pussy

This is "Safe For Work", but what it is I really don't know. Hence the fucked up video for the month.

So there ya have it. Vote away!

Top Videos for October 2007

2007-10-31T19:01:00.000-07:00

Yeah October isn't done for another 2 hours and shit, but what a better holiday to throw this shit up than now. Besides, all y'all will end up checking this shit in November anyway, so....on with motherfucking October! It's time to scare you sorry ass! Spooky Boo!

They Love Horses

I had a vid of some African kid dying from rabies, but that video done got pulled! I swear that shit pissed me off. I gotta learn to how to save this shit when I come acrossed it. So now instead of number 2, this one gets bumped to number 1.

Yes, the title should give you chills, but fret not, as much as your thinking: "Oh hell no! Don't tell me Verd done gone posted some beastiality bullshit on this blog?!?!??" No, I have not done that. This video is just an interview. There are no actual horsefucking going on. This is just a simple interview of a couple that like to fuck horses,...and they met each other online!!!! Oh, the wonders of the internet!! Happy Halloween, you creeps!

Christopher Judge Learns about Furries

Ya know that black guy from Stargate something or other? No? Neither do I. But I do recognize this dude. And here he is at some convention and he gets schooled on what a "furry" is. "What?..........(laughter)................WHAT???"

.........................Well, shit,...............

I had a bunch of shit saved up just for this wonderful creepy October, and now a ton of this shit ends up getting removed and shit. I am bitter. Creepy Plushie decieds to take off his vids of what stuffed dogs he wants to fuck. I guess the lesson learned is to post this shit the minute I come across it. I guess the resolution for next year is to do daily updates as need be.

shit.

Oh well, what do I have left?

My Surgery

This dumb shit cuts a cyst out of his arm by himself. This is why we need socialized healthcare.

CGI Mickey Mouse Nightmare

What the fuck is going on here?

CGI Donald Duck Nightmare

Again, it's Halloooooooween! so get scared with the utter confusion.

The Big Furbowski

Furries vs. Trekkies bowling touney

Seattle Wiggers

Courtesy of Greg, now here's some scary shit! White people rapping badly!!! Always a favorite here.

How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis

Courtesy of the Found Footage Festival!

Tone-Deaf Lady Artistically Reinterprets Star Wars

Sorry, Greg, but I bookmarked this a few weeks before you emailed this to me. Oh well, easily still worthy for a submission.

And finally.....!

Table Cloth Challenge

Not exactly the way to end a shitty October version of this here blog entry, but hey, there's stupid gay shit at the end of this vid, and we can't have a monthly entry without something gay here, right?

Indian Thriller

You KNOW I can't have an Halloween October Spooky Scary video blog entry and NOT inclue this, right?

Top Videos for September 2007

2007-10-16T21:19:00.000-07:00

OK, here's Sempteber's entries. A little late, but not as laste as the rest of that shit. Better do it now and get this shit cleared out.

Glowstick the Barbarian

Dancing to techno never looked so intimidating.

Phonetic Translation of Dutch Kids Show

Snot emailed me this link insisting that it should be the winner for September. I'll let you guys be the judge.

Foreign shit edition

Nattliv-mensvark

A phone-in game show where the hostess gets sick live on the air. And blames it on her menstral period. I don't know what worse, seeing her puke or the sound of it. Probably both.

Ana Kokic-Mojne maja

From what I read, this chick is the Balkan Britney Spears. I think she should learn English and come over here to the states, since our Britney has gone back into her swamp trash roots. Notice how her back-up dancers don't come off looking gay,...or at least not as flamboyantly gay as expected.

Aqua Vita-Zhenmin Zhibao

Greg sent me this one and it is awesomely awful. Early 90's Ukranian techno pop. Is it me, or does this song still sound somewhat dour?

New Wave Country

Two great genres of music that go badly together. Oh Germany, seriously, wtf? Well, this was made before the fall of the Berlin Wall, so that might be part of the reason for this abortion. This looks like it was filmed at the Holiday Inn just on the outskirts of Knoxville. For all I know, maybe it was.

THE FUTURE!!!! edition

1999 A.D. Shopping From Home

This is what the late 1960's dreamed of what 1999 technology would be like. I would have to say they accurately predicted Amazon.com. Note how people still apparently dressed in late 60's attire in 1999 and that these home computers look very "2001: A Space Odyessy" style. Open the pod bay door, HAL.

1999 A.D. Kitchen of the Future

The 2nd part of this video. It's like a space-age Brady Bunch or something.

Promo For the Betamax

By 1988, give or take a few years, a modest VCR could do all this shit no problem. But in 1975, this was the fucking shit! And, of course, it was incased in a huge ass console. For someone to own something like this back then, you had to be rolling in the dough! I'll assume that the bootlegs of the Star Wars Holiday Special that we watch today was most likely recorded on one of these behemoths. This thing looks like it was specifically designed for Elivs Presley.

Trampoline Nut Crack

No more need be said. Can't have a monthly entry without having something stupid, right?

Insane Fatty Screams at Some Skaters and Camermen

ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHING!!!!! CALL THE POLICE NOW!!!!!!!

Skate park's squealy fat kid plan backfires

Cartman lives, indeed.

And there ya go. Vote or die.

Top Videos for August 2007

2007-09-27T08:34:00.000-07:00

Getting this shit done.

Showbiz Pizza Robots Play Dani California

Bill came aross this just recently but I found it way before he did. So lets just call this month's entries: "Shit I found befroe everyone else did but was too lazy to make a post."
Some dude reprograms those freaky Showbiz Pizza robots so that they play Red Hot Chili Peppers "Dani California." Pretty cool. I'd like to see this live whilst stoned.

The Worst Bid on The Price is Right Showcase Showdown

"Our top winner in the showcase is Gay!!!!!!"
Holy shit! This is golden! Fucking golden! We miss ya, Bob!

YouTube Poop 'What is Spaghetti?'

This is some weird something or other that seems to be infecting YouTube at a furious pace. This vid is a classic example of what the fuck is going on here, but there are hundreds of re-edits going on. Go ahead and check out the related vids to see what this is all about. I'll go ahead and call it the coolest underground shit of this decade.

Tay Zonday 'Chocolate Rain'

He moves away from the mic to breathe in.

I came arcoss this in late July via Space Ghetto. I saved it thinking I was going to get back to a regular posting of vids. I never got around to it and then Snot sent me a link shortly therafter. You have to watch this one before you watch the Darth Vader version. Truly weird.

Chocolate Rain--Darth Vader Remix

Within about a week and a half, that video was the hit of the internet. Thus many parodies were made. This one is my favorites.

Tay Zonday Live on Jimmy Kimmel

Yes this guy is for real. Yes, his unusually deep voice is real.

Nicki Rose--Personality Crisis

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the hair metal version of The Average Homeboy. Be sure to check out the related links for other horrible shit. This is the kinda shit I dream of finding: a VHS tape laying in the street next to a dumpster.

Shut Up Little Muppet!

Some Genious took a Bert and Ernie clip and fitted it with a Ray and Pete audio! If this doesn't win, you're all gay!

THE HUNGER music video

Yeah, this whole month was full of bad fucking awful, horrible shit. So here's some stupid gothic ( I think) shit.

Train Collision

And we'll end this with destruction.

So start voting, homos! September's entries are not that far off.

Top Videos for July 2007

2007-09-27T07:46:00.000-07:00

Yes, slowly but surely I get around to getting around.

So enough of this shit, let's get this shw on the road.

Flash Beagle!

Anybody old enough remember this one. I barely do. It's one of those things you forget existed until something like this shows up. It's like the Star Wars Holiday Special, but it's Snoopy and Flashdance and just plain shit. Of course, Franklin, the black kid, knows how to breakdance.

Scott Stapp Star Spangled Banner

No more need be said.

Linkin Park Parody

This here,...this right fucking here!.......is why I hate Linkin Park. And this parody is dead on of how all their songs sound like.

Drunk Idiots with Fireworks

I've never been drunk enough with fireworks to think that doing this would be fun, good thing YouTube is there for me to watch these idiots.

Singing Tesla Coil

this is cool.

The Brady Bears

How could I not include another monthly entry with something gay, right? Well for those of the uninformed,..."Bears" are the term for fat hairy gay guys. And here are some Bears doing a Brady Bunch parody. I'm gonna go ahead and put a "Not Safe For Work" tag on this one, just in case.

Paintjam Dan Dunn

This one comes courtesy of Jimmy from the Meat Dept. I enjoy some obscure talent, and this guy has it.

Don't Do Drugs

This is an old favorite from last year. A bunch of British retards tell you why you shouldn't do "droegs."

So yeah go ahead and vote and shit. Any questions, email my sorry ass.

Top videos for June 2007

2007-09-04T11:42:00.000-07:00

The blog is now officially here! I got 3 months of crazy shit to post here so I will start with June entries and go from there.

With the last votes, there was a 4 way tie with 4 videos all having two people voting for them. In the last minute, someone gave a third vote and the winner came in! Thus, "Saudi Highway Skating" won by a nose for the winner for the month of May.

Saudi Highway Skating

With all the cluttered mess of icons on my desktop and the mishandled folders as well, things are all in chaos. First off, I fucked up with the last entry and did an intro to Nitro's "Freight Train" and yet I didn't include the fucking link to that stupid abortion of a video. I will just write that off to me being a drunkard. So with that, I will include this video for June's entries, just to get that fixed and out of the way:

Nitro- Freight Train

This was the death knell of Headbanger's Ball,...when they ended up just playing any stupid shit that the record companies threw at them.
This 80's hair metal video is so bad, I almost thought it was a parody. It's not. Note the four-necked spider guitar solo at
-1:35! I know it may be hard to watch this whole thing, but the stupid guitar solo it worth it, really.

Now onto the real shit:

Dramatic Chipmunk

Courtesy of Snot, this one, by now, has become total internet meme, and if I had been on top of things, you would have seen it here first. But, I'm lame. But I will give you my own personal caption for this video: "The murderer,...is in this very room!"

Pachelbel's Canon

My fellow musician friends may not be up on classical music, but this will make a lot of sense to them. And this guy makes his argument quite funny. All shit sounds the same? Yes it does.

Adventures of Cody

I really don't know what the fuck this all about. Whip the jiggling belly with giggles. Welcome to YouTube. For some reason, when I watch this video, I smell buttery popcorn.

Not a Banana "Lazy"

One of our long lost friends, Jim, emailed me with this entry. Quite Funny.

WEWS "Catch 5" Local News Promo 1970's

"Anchorman" come to life. I think news promos should still be this trippy. Dude, let's smoke a bowl and watch the fucking news, man.

Raiders of the Lost Ark as an Animated Gif

I am a nerd.

Japanese Master of the Ball

Dude,...like wow. How does he do that shit?

Furries and their Escalade!

Yeah, boyee!! Do I need to explain "furries" to you all? Please don't make me. Find out on yer own.

Goth Rappin' on Public Access

This is just, without question, absolutely and pointlessly stupid, but yet, I wholeheartedly support public access for this kind of retarded shit. I mean, c'mon, I work the midnight shift. I'd rather watch stupid shit like this over infomercials any day. And yet I cry for the fact that no one I know would be awake. Otherwise I would call you and say "Hey, turn to channel 10 and watch this idiot!"

Rabbit's Kin

And we'll end this one with a Looney Tunes classic. One lump or two? Oh, tree or four. eeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

OK, I'm off to bed. July's entries will come soon. So go ahead and vote, if you want, by adding a comment below!!